Today, being the Fourth of July, is our neighborhood get-together. It's more closely related to someone buys beer, someone else drinks said beer while grilling, other people buy cheese platters, and we all pile into cars to go watch fireworks.
Most of this morning was spent outside watching kids run around and play.
The neighbors little 4 year old asked why I had a bike in my shed instead of the garage. I told him it was because I broke it. Since he was being a turd (parents words, not mine) I went on with "In fact, I ran over a little kid with it and it broke. A little kid just about your size, with black hair".
His response? "You should have slowed down".
Ya can't win ;)
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